GE JAM - DUCER CRUZER SK8 SHOP's TEAM WINS THE CUPJust when we thought we were in high cotton with our chili-dog eatin, Dug Ketterman added a little Texas flavor to the Florida buffet last weekend. And I’m not talking about those free peppercinis in the condiment section, the skaters seem to go FREE....I mean crazy for. Apparently, we have not been cleanin’ up properly.
Yes, after last weekend, I am quite convinced, that if this country does go into an economic depression, skaters will be the last ones standing. Why? Because they know the value of recycling. “Useless” washers, dryers, and refrigerators were bolted down and scraped properly. And boy do skaters know what’s right for them. The profits from the contest were used to buy a new washer and dyer for the stinky rental pads. So yay! …for those people.
Once again, skaters prove to be the most economical, creative, and resourceful of the animal planet. And, if anyone tries to claim a GE or maybe it’ll be a Maytag Jam next year, know its roots are in Texas with the initials DK and whoever else was first in on that backyard session.
Lastly, thanks to Steaz Energy Drinks for serving up the ice cooler of orgasmic, I mean organic (I know-lame- but I couldn’t help myself) FREE drinks, trophies, and Team Cup for the GE Jam. Also, to Martin Ramos for sleepin’ on the job, Dug Ketterman for flippin’ out on us- just because you have the mic- doesn’t mean we have to listen- gosh, Kyle Brubaker and Alex Vontegnarly for working and helping represent Stone Edge Team to a last place, Kyle Shone and Kyle Ball for showing up to work, Tim May for feeding everyone, Erik Bru. for using his buff muscles to help move the appliances in sweltering heat, Fred Price for standing by to help the injured, Aly Bowen- for keeping the boys in line, Aly’s lil’ sis. for flirtin’ with the sk8er boys, and the rest of the regular Stone Edge helpers.
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